Wot? That’s new – wot issit? Musta caught summik nasty. ‘Ang on – I’ll get a bit ‘o better light. Need a mirror – I’ll just tell my dagger to take the form of a flat bit ‘o shiny metal. ‘Andy that. Wonder if I can make it inter a lockpick.
There yer go! That’s better. Let’s have a bit of a …
Naaah! Naaah! No fuckin way! I’m gonna fucking murder dad! This is bullshit!