So anyway, we killed a dragon. An elder black dragon, if you please. I should write it up, but there was a lot of fumbling around. Got turned to stone, at one point.
Anyway. Dave the DM looks at the loot in the module and says “Pfft! Call this a dragon hoard? Ok, guys: weapons, armour, rings, rods, staffs or wondrous items. Pick one each, roll percentile.”
I picked “rods”. Hey – I could get lucky!
Greater metamagic rod of quicken.
Has Desna forgiven Switch, yet? I don’t know. But things have definitely gotten cheesier.