Penis size at Pathfinder Organised Play

So it seems the DM has a character named “Kernighan” with an animal companion named “Dennis”.


“Not Ritchie?”, I asked.

No no. You see, it was Dennis Ritchie, Brian Kernighan.

Oh right. Of course. I have a copy of the blue book, I casually mentioned, with a big coffee stain. But so does the DM. Ok, but I actually learned C straight out of the blue book.

But so did the DM.

Ok, then. I learned C out of the blue book in 1985.

Booyah! Point and set to the middle-aged bastard! Who’s got the bigger dick now, boy?


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